Average Quotes

Now, I want to explain something to you guys. I don’t have an ending joke, because I don’t tell jokes. I tell real-life stories and make them funny. So, I’m not like the average comedian. They have an ending joke; they always holler Peace! I’m out of here, and walk off stage. So, basically, when I get through performing on stage, I just walk off.

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I don’t believe in “average people” doing anything [about the climate]. People outght to support mitigation and adaptation within their own line of work, no matter how un-average that is. I mean: if you’re a butcher, baker, ballerina, banker, or a plumber, envision yourself as the post-fossil-fuel version of yourself, and get right after it

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The faster you work and the more you get done, the better you feel. Most successful people work at a higher tempo of activity than unsuccessful people. They don’t necessarily do different things, but they get things done more efficiently in a given time than the average person.

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Your earning ability is largely determined by the perception of excellence, quality, and value that others have of you and what you do. The market only pays excellent rewards for excellent performance. It pays average rewards for average performance, and it pays below average rewards or unemployment for below average performance.

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An average person who develops the habit of setting clear priorities and getting important tasks completed quickly will run circles around a genius who talks a lot and makes wonderful plans but gets very little done.

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For most of mankind, the average person knew what was happening in his own village and the next one, and nothing beyond that, and he didn’t care, so that leaders were able to guide their countries almost irrespective of what people really thought because they weren’t involved in it. Now, everybody knows what’s happening instantaneously.

“For most of mankind, the average person knew what was happening in his own village and the next one, and nothing beyond that, and he … Read More