I fed my Yak on my spare Cadbury chocolate 21,0000ft up Everest. It was a blonde, very sweet female Yak. I made it my pet after that.
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I cannot keep myself away from ice cream. I have two flavors that are my favorite: chocolate chip cookie dough and vanilla swiss almond. I can eat a whole pint of ice cream in one sitting, no problem!
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I’m the fussiest eater on earth; my husband despairs. I like chicken and pasta, and can’t resist milk chocolate. I figure if you’re going to do something naughty, make it really enjoyable.
“I’m the fussiest eater on earth; my husband despairs. I like … Read More
When I have bad days, I just eat lots of chocolate ice cream and dance to the Lion King soundtrack. It’s really odd, but it’s true.
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Chic Murray once told me he fell in the street, and a woman said to him, “Did you fall?” He said, “No, I’m tryin’ to break a bar of chocolate in my back pocket.”
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Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books.
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Even if you feed the cow cocoa you will not get chocolate.
“Even if you feed the cow cocoa you will not get … Read More
Americans are used to being pandered to and spoon-fed everything. In a culture that needs caffeine-free cherry chocolate diet Coke, you’d best deliver information with entertainment.
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Life is not like a box of chocolates unless there’s a few turds in the box.
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Fruit of all the kinds that the country produced were laid before him; he ate very little, but from time to time a liquor prepared from cocoa, and of an aphrodisiac nature, as we were told, was presented to him in golden cups… I observed a number of jars, above fifty, brought in, filled with foaming chocolate of which he took some.
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If you make a movie in the UK you’ve got to embrace the weather with open arms… We got some of the most amazing weather as well. It’s maybe why some of these places, like the Lake District, don’t get filmed in so much. If you were trying to make it look like some kind of chocolate box image of England you’d be there all year waiting for the sun to come out.
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I love dark chocolate – I could eat it ’til I puke.
“I love dark chocolate – I could eat it ’til I … Read More
You’ve got food stuck in your teeth,” Vee told Marcie. “In the crack between your two front teeth. Looks like chocolate Ex-Lax.
“You’ve got food stuck in your teeth,” Vee told Marcie. “In … Read More
It would be like a cleansing diet. The problem was, the only diet I’d ever been on backfired. Once I tried to go an entire month without chocolate. Not one bite. At the end of two weeks, I broke down and binged on more chocolate that I would have eaten in three months. I hoped my chocolate-free diet didn’t foreshadow what would happen if I tried to avoid Patch.
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I ran through the manuscript in the space of a day, much as one might pick compulsively at a box of chocolates. It was simply too provocative to put down. Has the potential of being highly influential inside the field and among an informed public.
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Humor is the chocolate chips in the ice cream of life.
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Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That’s my motto.
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There’s a lot of food restriction in the Bible, but it does say you’re allowed to eat crickets, grasshoppers, and locusts. I decided to take advantage of that and eat a cricket. It was chocolate-covered, and I’m not sure that’s the way they were served in Moses’ time. But this was a rule that seemed crazy on the outside, then actually turned out to be pragmatic and compassionate.
There’s a lot of food restriction in the Bible, but it … Read More