Feet Quotes

I was lucky I survived the motorcycle accident because I – bike went under the car. I flew out about 20 or 25 feet. I didn’t have a helmet on. I hit my head on the pavement and knocked myself out, gave myself a brain concussion, screwed up my left leg. And I was – I was lucky then that I didn’t get killed because I didn’t have any protective clothing on whatsoever. And I took a pretty good beating. But, yeah, such was the nature of the day when the barber was called and Samson’s locks were trimmed.

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Elene gasped and sat up. “Kylar Thaddeus Stern!” Kylar giggled. “Thaddeus? That’s a good one. I knew a Thaddeus once.” “So did I. He was a blind idiot.” “Really?” Kylar said, his eyes dancing. “The one I knew was famous for his gigantic-” “Kylar!” Elene interrupted, motioning toward Uly. “His gigantic what?” Uly asked. “Now you did it.” Elene said, “His gigantic what, Kyler?” “Feet. And you know what they say about big feet.” He winked lasciviously at Elene. “What?” Uly asked. “Big Shoes,” Kylar said.

“Elene gasped and sat up. “Kylar Thaddeus Stern!” Kylar giggled. “Thaddeus? … Read More