Linda and I aren’t one and one. We are two halves that make a whole — two halves fitted together are more efficient than either half would ever be alone!
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The second half of the ’60s really was a kind of learning period, in terms of writing, for me.
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Don’t be condescending to unskilled labor. Try it for a half a day first.
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I was asked by a golfer how to lower his scores. I replied start playing 9 holes instead of 18. I worked for me, it cut my scores in half.
“I was asked by a golfer how to lower his scores. … Read More
I personally can watch an eight-hour documentary on Woody Allen because I’m fascinated by him. But, an audience can’t really sit through more than two and a half hours on any movie. It doesn’t matter if Marlon Brando came back from the dead. It’s just impossible.
“I personally can watch an eight-hour documentary on Woody Allen because … Read More
For the glory born of Goodness Never dies, And its flag is not half-masted In the skies.
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Pierre [from Dude, Where’s My Car?] could be the best thing I’ve ever done. When you distill it down to a minute and a half of work, that may be my finest effort.
“Pierre [from Dude, Where’s My Car?] could be the best thing … Read More
I’ve found you can ignore half of what Dox tells you and not miss much-except for maybe they occasional complaint that you’re spending too much.
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The cup of Ireland’s misery has been overflowing for centuries and is not yet half full.
“The cup of Ireland’s misery has been overflowing for centuries and … Read More
I worked in restaurants the first half of my life.
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If we talk about the glass being half empty or half full, I want to know what does the glass look like from underneath the table?
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I hope I’m at least half the dad that he didn’t have to be.
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Half the lies our opponents tell about us are untrue.
“Half the lies our opponents tell about us are untrue.” … Read More
After half an hour the drug hit me like a sensuous tidal wave. I turned into a tactile temptress and wanted to stroke the whole world. It gave me untold confidence.
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I am probably more critical of myself than anyone else, I am very tiny – 5’1 and a half inches – so there’s nowhere for weight to hide.
“I am probably more critical of myself than anyone else, I … Read More
At one point, I said to the officials that you guys haven’t called walking for 20 years, now you don’t know what it is. When you call walking, you’re about half right.
“At one point, I said to the officials that you guys … Read More
There was open collusion between the Russian players. They agreed ahead of time to draw the games they played against each other. Every time they drew they gave each other half a point.
“There was open collusion between the Russian players. They agreed ahead … Read More