I’m a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?

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“I’m a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?”

 

Bob Saget

I'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?