Jesus Quotes

It could be anything. It could be Jesus and it could be the Furby and it could be the lint that lives in my navel, but it’s probably not. Whatever it is, I doubt we as humans on Earth could have any perception of it while we’re here. So, why give yourself a headache thinking about it. Just be a good person. That’s what an ethicist is.

When we talk about values, I think of rationality in solving problems. That’s something I value. Fairness, kindness, generosity, tolerance. That’s different. When they [Conservative right wing Republicans] talk about values, they’re talking about things like going to church, voting for Bush, being loyal to Jesus, praying. These are not values.

You’re either a rationalist, or you’re not. And the good news is a recent poll found 20% of adults under 30 say they are rationalists, and have figured out that Santa Claus and Jesus are really the same guy. Now, 20% is hardly a majority. But it’s a bigger minority than blacks, jews, homosexuals, NRA members, teachers, or seniors… and it’s certainly enough to stop being shy about expressing the opinion that we’re not the crazy ones!

New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween, the president of the American Family Association urged his flock to hand out a Christian-based comic book instead of candy. Excuse me, Halloween isn’t a time to push your beliefs. You don’t see me handing out pot to kids…Okay, well not the little kids.

In New York, Catholic groups have forced an art gallery to shut down an exhibition of a six-foot image of Jesus in chocolate. So, the Archbishop of New York was very upset. He said, ‘It is appalling to make Jesus out of food! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go bake some communion wafers.’

I could not limit my values and pursuits to what makes others comfortable. Being possessed by a promise I live without options. I will spend the rest of my life exploring what could happen through the life of one who is willing to cultivate the God-given appetite to see impossibilities bow to the name of Jesus.