League Quotes

Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

I was watching Ashlee Simpson on Jay’s show last night… She was really singing, and I was saying, ‘Bring back the lip synch’… And it struck me that Ashlee Simpson is a lot like George Bush – because she wouldn’t even really be in the big leagues if it wasn’t for family connections, and she’s in way over her head. And she doesn’t know what to do. And she blamed her band.