Uncyclopedia isn’t funny anymore. Help us to share this great article. Your friends will appreciate it! 0share Facebook0 Twitter0 Pinterest0 LinkedIn0 Flipboard Tumblr Mix
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. Help us to share this great article. Your friends will appreciate it! 0share Facebook0 Twitter0 Pinterest0 LinkedIn0 Flipboard Tumblr Mix
I’ve got cheekier with age. You can get away with murder when you’re 71 years old. People just think I’m a silly old fool. Help us to share this great article. Your friends will appreciate it! 0share Facebook0 Twitter0 Pinterest0 LinkedIn0 Flipboard Tumblr Mix
We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. I learnt to swim before I could walk. Help us to share this great article. Your friends will appreciate it! 0share Facebook0 Twitter0 Pinterest0 LinkedIn0 Flipboard Tumblr Mix
I’m glad I’m not bisexual. I couldn’t stand being rejected by men as well as women. Help us to share this great article. Your friends will appreciate it! 0share Facebook0 Twitter0 Pinterest0 LinkedIn0 Flipboard Tumblr Mix
If you want to drink, have a drink… if you want to drive, then drive… there’s nothing worse than having a smash sober. Help us to share this great article. Your friends will appreciate it! 0share Facebook0 Twitter0 Pinterest0 LinkedIn0 Flipboard Tumblr Mix
I once got sacked for laughing … mind you, I was driving a hearse at the time. Help us to share this great article. Your friends will appreciate it! 0share Facebook0 Twitter0 Pinterest0 LinkedIn0 Flipboard Tumblr Mix
You are what you eat…..I’ve eaten so many fat cunts you wouldn’t believe Help us to share this great article. Your friends will appreciate it! 0share Facebook0 Twitter0 Pinterest0 LinkedIn0 Flipboard Tumblr Mix
I’m not saying my mother-in-law is fat – because she is of reasonable size, and I care about her and her self-image. Help us to share this great article. Your friends will appreciate it! 0share Facebook0 Twitter0 Pinterest0 LinkedIn0 Flipboard Tumblr Mix
