I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
“I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.” Bill Mauldin
“I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.” Bill Mauldin
“I drew pictures for and about the soldiers because I knew what their life was like and understood their gripes. I wanted to make something … Read More
“If you’re a leader, you don’t push wet spaghetti, you pull it. The U.S. Army still has to learn that. The British understand it. Patton … Read More
“A soldier’s life revolves around his mail. Like many others, I’ve been able to follow my kid’s progress from the day he was born until … Read More
“I would like to thank the people who encouraged me to draw army cartoons at a time when the gag man’s conception of the army … Read More
“My outlook on warfare is best illustrated by a cartoon I did some thirty-odd years ago of a soldier in an Italian foxhole reading about … Read More
“When we realize finally that we aren’t God’s given children, we’ll understand satire. Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.” Bill … Read More
“If you’re a leader, you don’t push wet spaghetti, you pull it.” Bill Mauldin
“I was a born troublemaker and might as well earn a living at it.” Bill Mauldin
“Certainly none of the advances made in civilization has been due to counterrevolutionaries and advocates of the status quo.” Bill Mauldin
“Look at an infantryman’s eyes and you can tell how much war he has seen.” Bill Mauldin
“Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.” Bill Mauldin
“The surest way to become a pacifist is to join the infantry.” Bill Mauldin
“I’m convinced that the infantry is the group in the army which gives more and gets less than anybody else.” Bill Mauldin
“The American public highly overrates its sense of humor. We’re great belly laughers and prat fallers, but we never really did have a real sense … Read More