“I just believe in the movie. I don’t care what the book was like. I don’t care what the previous film was like or other … Read More
“I started to draw desert islands. They were just rough, shapes in the middle of the page. Then I began drawing shapes within those shapes … Read More
“The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the style and the … Read More
“I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.” … Read More
“When you’re eating something and someone asks ‘Is that nice?’ No it’s really revolting – I always eat stuff I hate.” Billy Connolly
“I’ve always liked it here. Part of me is Irish. My family comes from the west coast, so whenever I come to Ireland I get … Read More
“Tread gently on anyone who looks at you sideways.” Billy Connolly
“The religion in Scotland is one of the most patronising things… after the weather.” Billy Connolly
“As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It’s something they reserve just for me.” Billy Connolly
“I’m a huge film star… but you have to hurry to the movies, because I usually die in the first 15 f–ing minutes. I’m the … Read More
“Don’t work out, work in.” Billy Connolly
“I still do my comedy and my performance stuff and my acting so it’s not all-consuming. But I do find myself drawing more and more … Read More
“I am totally, absolutely romantic. When I broke up with a girl I would listen to the most heart-breaking music and make it worse. That’s … Read More
“I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according to people with glasses who know better than you.” Billy Connolly
“Outgrew the media… The negativity felt like a disease.” Billy Connolly
“People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that’s an image I really didn’t need.” Billy Connolly
“Try to live in a place you like.” Billy Connolly
“The zombie sex, I have no idea. It must be like tantric sex.” Billy Connolly
“If you want to lose a bit of weight, don’t eat anything out of a bucket.” Billy Connolly
“I love Scotland and I speak about it a lot, so people think I’m desperate to go back. They just take it upon themselves to … Read More
