I just believe in the movie. I don’t care what the book was like. I don’t care what the previous film was like or other films were like. I care only about the script I’ve got.
“I just believe in the movie. I don’t care what the … Read More
Try to live in a place you like.
“Try to live in a place you like.” Billy Connolly
The zombie sex, I have no idea. It must be like tantric sex.
“The zombie sex, I have no idea. It must be like … Read More
If you want to lose a bit of weight, don’t eat anything out of a bucket.
“If you want to lose a bit of weight, don’t eat … Read More
When you involved in an accident and someone asks “are you alright?” Yes fine thanks, I’ll just pick up my limbs and be off.
“When you involved in an accident and someone asks “are you … Read More
I started to draw desert islands. They were just rough, shapes in the middle of the page. Then I began drawing shapes within those shapes and I was amazed how quickly the islands got better. It took off from there.
“I started to draw desert islands. They were just rough, shapes … Read More
I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.
“I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible … Read More
When you’re eating something and someone asks ‘Is that nice?’ No it’s really revolting – I always eat stuff I hate.
“When you’re eating something and someone asks ‘Is that nice?’ No … Read More
I’ve always liked it here. Part of me is Irish. My family comes from the west coast, so whenever I come to Ireland I get a wee tingling in my heart that I’m where I belong.
“I’ve always liked it here. Part of me is Irish. My … Read More
Tread gently on anyone who looks at you sideways.
“Tread gently on anyone who looks at you sideways.” Billy … Read More
The religion in Scotland is one of the most patronising things… after the weather.
“The religion in Scotland is one of the most patronising things… … Read More
As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It’s something they reserve just for me.
“As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking … Read More
I’m a huge film star… but you have to hurry to the movies, because I usually die in the first 15 f–ing minutes. I’m the only guy I know who died in a f–ing Muppet movie.
“I’m a huge film star… but you have to hurry to … Read More
Don’t work out, work in.
“Don’t work out, work in.” Billy Connolly
I still do my comedy and my performance stuff and my acting so it’s not all-consuming. But I do find myself drawing more and more these days.
“I still do my comedy and my performance stuff and my … Read More
I am totally, absolutely romantic. When I broke up with a girl I would listen to the most heart-breaking music and make it worse. That’s what girls do. I think I am a girl really.
“I am totally, absolutely romantic. When I broke up with a … Read More
I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according to people with glasses who know better than you.
“I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according … Read More
Outgrew the media… The negativity felt like a disease.
“Outgrew the media… The negativity felt like a disease.” Billy … Read More