You can win, it’ll just cost you some money.
“You can win, it’ll just cost you some money.” Bobby Heenan
You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
“You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!” Bobby Heenan
When The Phenoix Suns are missing two basketballs, they’ll know where to look!
“When The Phenoix Suns are missing two basketballs, they’ll know where to look!” Bobby Heenan
Just look at the way he hangs in mid air!
“Just look at the way he hangs in mid air!” Bobby Heenan
Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don’t need Jannetty. I told you that off and on.
“Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don’t need Jannetty. I told you that off … Read More
Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
“Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.” Bobby Heenan
There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
“There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.” Bobby Heenan
He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
“He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!” Bobby Heenan
If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
“If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.” Bobby Heenan
The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.
“The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.” Bobby Heenan
This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
“This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.” Bobby Heenan
It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
“It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.” … Read More
There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
“There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.” Bobby … Read More
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
“What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?” Bobby Heenan
I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
“I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.” Bobby Heenan
When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
“When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?” Bobby Heenan
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
“[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.” Bobby Heenan
I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
“I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job” Bobby Heenan
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
“Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.” Bobby Heenan
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
“Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.” Bobby Heenan