You can win, it’ll just cost you some money.
“You can win, it’ll just cost you some money.” Bobby … Read More
You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
“You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!” … Read More
When The Phenoix Suns are missing two basketballs, they’ll know where to look!
“When The Phenoix Suns are missing two basketballs, they’ll know where … Read More
Just look at the way he hangs in mid air!
“Just look at the way he hangs in mid air!” … Read More
Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don’t need Jannetty. I told you that off and on.
“Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew … Read More
Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
“Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of … Read More
There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
“There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? … Read More
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
“Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.” Bobby … Read More
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
“Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called … Read More
You’d have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat
“You’d have a good voice, if it ever came out of … Read More
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
“Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a … Read More
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
“Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs … Read More
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
“I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be … Read More
There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
“There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.” … Read More
You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
“You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 … Read More
Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
“Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of … Read More
He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
“He looks like something that fell out of a deck of … Read More
If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
“If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful … Read More
The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.
“The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or … Read More
This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
“This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of … Read More