“When you’re at a comedy club, if you’re not funny, you don’t work. People will let you know, whether it’s by booing or yelling for … Read More
“You’re not a bunch of people lock-stepped with the politically correct. Oh no! Don’t shoot the animals! They might get their feelings hurt!” Brad … Read More
“Because when the Creator of matter, tell you you matter, then you have a purpose and then you have self-esteem.” Brad Stine
“God is a crutch? Yeah, well, not believing in God is a coma.” Brad Stine
“If you can’t say something nice… about an overrated, ungrateful European nation that would have been wiped off the face of the earth twice in … Read More
“It’s about something that strikes you as funny but I do it with a Christian world view: why we think the way we do based … Read More
“People don’t realize, or maybe they’ve forgotten, that there was a time in history when standup comedy wasn’t something that you had to hide your … Read More
“The way to stop political correctness is to not do it. If someone says, You offended me then you say I don’t care! If they’re … Read More
“I bring up God alot in my show, know why? Because I miss him.” Brad Stine
“Talk about sexist – have you ever, ever, heard someone come up to a woman and say ‘find your masculine side?’ And by the way … Read More
“Oh, I know: If you’re fat, let’s not blame you, let’s sue McDonalds! Oh, for cryin’ out loud, hey, if you smoke, not your fault, … Read More
“You want to reclaim your country? You got to go back to the first men who started this country, the founding fathers and this is … Read More
“They got special terms that they use when they’re pregnant. They don’t even say pregnant, got special words they use – I’m expecting. Expecting what? … Read More
“I don’t hate cats…as long as they stay on the freeway, where they belong.” Brad Stine
“I hope that nothing ever wussifies me to deny my own personal beliefs. Brainwashed wussies have been taught that standing up for yourself and defending … Read More
“If God is a crutch, then atheism is a coma.” Brad Stine
“The wussification of America is killing us by teaching us to censor ourselves from what we believe. That’s why I want to see political correctness … Read More
“I suffer from two phobias: 1) Phobia-Phobia, the fear that you’re unable to get scared, and 2) Xylophataquieopiaphobia, the fear of not pronouncing words correctly.” … Read More
“The truth is supposed to hurt. That’s how it lets you know you don’t got it.” Brad Stine
“You know what offends me? Offended people. In a country with guaranteed rights to freedom of religion, its citizens are constantly trying to make faith … Read More
