Fire Quotes

Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person. Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.

You could have a zillion Facebook followers. Those people don’t buy records. It’s about a hundred to one…Record companies, they don’t have any money so they see social media as the free marketing…So,…’Billy, light yourself on fire and stand upside down, and that’ll market the record’. I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about this. I don’t think people by records because of anything that happens on Facebook. They buy records cause they’re friends say ‘I bought this record and I love it’.