Smoking Quotes

I was never particularly wild, just very busy and often didn’t think about what I was putting into my body. Today things are very different. I stopped smoking in my late 30s; I avoid wheat and gluten as this makes me feel bloated and sluggish; exercise regularly and bounce out of bed.

I got this big fear of doing smoking jokes in my act and showing up five years from now goin’ [puts mic to his neck and speaks as if he had a mechanical larynx] ‘good evening everybody, remember me, smoking’s bad. [puts cigarette to neck and mimics smoking it] Eeww. You ever seen somebody do that? I’ve seen someone do that. Let me tell you something — if you’re smoking out of a hole in your neck [mimics it again] I’d think about quitting. And that’s just me, ya know.