Bullshit Quotes

It is almost impossible for anyone outside this damn beltway to really understand how the Congress works. If you aren’t here, walking the halls of Congress, sitting at bars and attending parties where you get to knock back some brews with Hill staffers, you don’t have a handle on the almost numbing amount of bullshit that goes on.

I am asexual. A-sexual. I read somewhere, maybe on Facebook, where somebody said something like, “I heard Bradford was gay, but then I heard he was bi.” Then somebody wrote, “No, I heard he was asexual.” And then somebody said, “That’s bullshit – he totally hit on my friend after a show.”

I’m not an escapist, but the value of language is that it can create places that did not exist before. And so language for me doesn’t reflect the world, it extends the world, so that it becomes larger and more fantastic and less mired in this school shooting bullshit. It actually builds a future – that’s how evolution occurs.

I’m not an escapist, but the value of language is that it can create places that did not exist before. And so language for me doesn’t reflect the world, it extends the world, so that it becomes larger and more fantastic and less mired in this school shooting bullshit. It actually builds a future – that’s how evolution occurs.

What I have against religion is that they start you when you are so defenseless. I mean, I was three when they started pumping this bullshit into my head. I believed in Santa Claus and the Fairy Godmother, of course I believed in a virgin birth, and a guy lived in a whale, and a woman came from a rib. But then something happened that made me doubt all of it: I graduated sixth grade!

I’m definitely good. I’m not bad; I’m extremely honest, and I allow no bullshit to pass by my radar. And that will always get lots of people thinking you’re a jerk. But there are people who appreciate total honesty and questioning of the conformities in our society, and I’m heroic to those people. And I should be. It’s an indictment of the rest of society who doesn’t get that.

I don’t really have a realistic life. Anyway, I am a schizophrenic so there two persons in me. Because I am the person I put on for the public and the person that I am really . . . deep inside me. So I have to cover it all up with . . . glamour and all that bullshit . . . make-up . . . glamour, dresses, color, etc., etc. . . . trying to hide a very . . . fragile person, really . . . very vulnerable to attack.

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