Bruce Bruce

Being a bigger person, whether you’re male or female, in entertainment, it can hurt your chances. Because people look to you to be a so-called superstar. Perfect body, perfect figure, good looking, and smart. And larger people, we have to fit in anywhere we can and the best way we can, so to speak. The way the world looks at you at being perfect, and nobody’s perfect.

I’d like to help other comedians and when I get a little older I’d like to open up a nice comedy club that is straight classy, with a straight restaurant and a chef. The whole thing, red carpet, and treating people nice, for people to come back and have a good time. That’s the kind of comedy club I want to open up.

Now, I want to explain something to you guys. I don’t have an ending joke, because I don’t tell jokes. I tell real-life stories and make them funny. So, I’m not like the average comedian. They have an ending joke; they always holler Peace! I’m out of here, and walk off stage. So, basically, when I get through performing on stage, I just walk off.

I don’t believe in “average people” doing anything [about the climate]. People outght to support mitigation and adaptation within their own line of work, no matter how un-average that is. I mean: if you’re a butcher, baker, ballerina, banker, or a plumber, envision yourself as the post-fossil-fuel version of yourself, and get right after it