Shoes Quotes

When you cut human beings down to size, we’re really quite simple creatures; food, shelter, warmth, light, heat and you build it up from there really until you finally go Gucci shoes or whatever it is or whatever your consumer desires are. All those desires are ultimately, they’re about gratification.

Elene gasped and sat up. “Kylar Thaddeus Stern!” Kylar giggled. “Thaddeus? That’s a good one. I knew a Thaddeus once.” “So did I. He was a blind idiot.” “Really?” Kylar said, his eyes dancing. “The one I knew was famous for his gigantic-” “Kylar!” Elene interrupted, motioning toward Uly. “His gigantic what?” Uly asked. “Now you did it.” Elene said, “His gigantic what, Kyler?” “Feet. And you know what they say about big feet.” He winked lasciviously at Elene. “What?” Uly asked. “Big Shoes,” Kylar said.

Being a celebrity stylist, there are many tricks of the trade that I use in my house and with my clients. The Mr. Clean Magic Eraser has so many uses, so it’s my secret cleaning tool for keeping my shoes – like the vintage Air Jordan’s I am obsessing over now – and my clients’ shoes, scuff and dirt free.

When I go and write with other artists – a lot of the time it’s with them – it’s like a therapy session almost. I ask them what they’re listening to and what they’re going through and what their influences are and I try to get inside of their head and step into their shoes for a second.